so! THE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE PREMIERE WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! as movie premieres usually are. i've never been to one and been like, "what a waste of time!"
i brought lee-anne who is fierce and we looked like the fiercest bitches on the block. emma watson was probably scared to even enter the theatre, fearing she'd be upstaged. she was, but she seemed fine after awhile.
anyway it was harder for me to get in than usual. usually i just go up to them and talk about my VIP status and then i get escorted in and so on. but this time they made us wait in a line and i was like HELLO, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT I WORK WITH MARTIN SCORSESE OR SOMETHING? all these people (commoners) had these printed out screening passes and we had to be in line with them and the whole thing was just really sleestaky. lee-anne and i were telling people that we were just in line for free donuts. anyway i had enough of that so i was all like LEE-ANNE STAY HERE WHILE I TALK TO THEM!! and went to talk to these people working for Warner Brothers that had MY TICKETS in their hands. anyway they were just like O, WAIT HERE A SECOND ON THE SIDE HERE and i was thinking YOU GUYS ARE SO GOING TO LOSE YOUR JOBS ONCE MARTY HEARS I HAD TO STAND AND WAIT, TWO THINGS I NEVER DO!! anyway finally they handed over passes to Lee-Anne and I and i was like WELL FINALLY YOU SLEESTAKS!!
i am not going to write every little detail but basically we are fierce VIPs and our tickets were front row, orchestra, center. of course. guess marty called them and got their asses in gear. basically we hung out in the lobby for awhile to see celebs and Chevy Chase, Lance Bass, Ashanti, Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Leary, Gina Gershon, Michelle Trachtenburg, and Dennis Leary joined us. Yeah, pretty D-list, but still really cool. Gina is stunning. Don't think much of Michelle really, though there was this huge Michelle fan who asked for a pic after she came out of the bathroom ("Harriet the Spy is taking really long to pee." ~Lee-Anne) and she took it with her and seemed nice. Kelsey was the nicest. he was talking to so many fans like they were his BFF and took pics with a ton of people. he was awesome. I've already met fierce Chevy and fierce Lance and the rest I didn't care about meeting. well, i would have liked to talk to Gina. don't know why i didn't. i was too distracted because I THOUGHT I SAW DUFF GOLDMAN, STAR OF ACE OF CAKES but for some reason... i didn't really think it was him? like i only saw him for a second and i just kind of forgot about it.
also it's really funny when i'm talking to someone who doesn't know i'm insane and like reacts to what i say as if it's serious. like, this girl asked me if we were going to the after party and i was like "no, i've had enough of those things!" LOL her reaction was this huge nervous laugh and it was so funny.
so then the movie was finally about to start and I was explaining to lee-anne how sometimes at premieres the director comes up to the front row (where we were, being VIPs) and thanks everyone for coming and so on, and sure enough some Warner Bros executive comes up to the front and then we heard blood curdling screams and sure enough here comes Radcliffe. i didn't care though cause then i saw ALAN RICKMAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway the entire cast (save for Helena Bonham Carter, Maggie Smith, and Robbie Coltrane!!) lined up on the side and was announced one by one and then came to stand in front of our row. We were like LOL HI GUYS. :)
Tom Felton's girlfriend needs to sleep with one eye open and here's why. He was checking us out the entire time. I was like.. avert your eyes. Do you even know where eyes are? Because mine are up here, pal. Not on my chest. As far as I know. You. We ignored him but FUCK IS HE SMOKIN HOT. I was all like SHAMONE. Anyway... so the whole cast was awesome. They've definitely grown up a lot since the last time I saw them in person which was 2005. Dan is still completely unattractive to me. He looks 14 and talks a MILLION MILES A SECOND, way faster than i do which is quite a feat. I was like... you need some weed, and I do NOT tell people they need that. I am not talking about Alan Rickman. Because of his voice, I had to change my underwear about 42 times. I don't know how his wife of like 100 years even talks to him. Rupert was hot, quiet, chill, and high as usual.
OK, so the MOVIE! SPOILERS INCLUDED!! this is just my opinion remember, HP stans go away. it wasn't my favorite of the movies but i did enjoy it VERY much and it was VERY good. i realize that time is an issue but i feel like they needed to flesh that shit out more. USE what's in the book, dudes! it could have been an extra half hour as long as that half hour was filled with awesome shit. there is a fierce scene at the beginning (unbreakable vow) with draco's mom, helena HBIC bonham carter, and alan fierce rickman, and that gave me chills. also, i had chills SO HARDCORE during the whole killing of dumbledore but i don't think the shot of harry's reaction was good enough. they could have gotten more out of dan. also it was anti climatic to me how Sleestak Snape can just be like BOOM BITCH and kill Dumbledore that easily. i know that's the way it is, but shit THERE IS SO MUCH TALK FOR SO MANY YEARS ABOUT HOW FIERCE AND POWERFUL DUMBLEDORE IS AND I'M LIKE... SOMEONE COULD HAVE JUST WAVED A WAND AND KILLED HIM THAT EASILY THIS WHOLE TIME? O. i felt the same way when Voldy killed Cedric in the 4th one. he was just like WHACK, dead. it's annoying. Sleestaks. all the Hermione pining after Ron stuff i loved and i felt so bad for her. BEEN THERE TOO BABE! i hate Harry and Ginny together, so i was bored with that shit. I LOVED ALL OF MALFOY'S SCENES. SO FUCKING FIERCE AND HARDCORE AND FIERCE AS HALE. he lurks a lot. he's always like, in some dark place looking annoyed. and i love how tom played his hesitation to kill dumbledore. he nailed it. LUNA WAS MY FUCKING FAVORITEEEEEEEEEEEE THING EVERRRRRR OMGGGGGGG. she should have been in the whole thing. i want a spin off movie "Luna: Fierce Loon". God. anyway :) that's all i have to say really. if anyone has any questions, feel free to ask me. :)
so the movie ends and everyone claps and who do i see on the way out? DUFF!!!!!!!!!!! again i didn't know if it was him at first and then I REMEMBERED THE EPISODE WHERE THEY WENT TO LA TO MAKE THE CAKE FOR THE HARRY POTTER PREMIERE FOR THE LAST MOVIE AND I WAS LIKE OH SHIT THEY MADE THE FUCKING CAKE FOR THIS DIDN'T THEY. i was more excited to see him than i was ANY OTHER CELEB INCLUDING ALAN RICKMAN. I KNOW, I KNOW. and lee-anne had no idea who he was so she was just kind of like "........" the whole time at me freaking out and i was like IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW TALENTED THIS FUCKER IS GIRL!! so i of course SAUNTERED over to my FUTURE HUSBAND, CAKE GENIUS DUFF GOLDMAN, and long story short I may or may not be pregnant. sadly i am kidding. Or am I? anyway we talked and he was SO AMAZINGLY NICE AND COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him. Geoff and Mary Alice were not there, but Anna and Ben were. :) I love them too but I mostly talked to Duff because we were planning our family. So yeah. we talked about the cake they made too, but that was secondary. i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him :) Don't believe those lies on the show that claim he's dating that girl Sofia and living with her. She is just a decoy because i can't stand any more press in my life at this point.
i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him :)
anyway then we went to hang out at lee-anne's hotel, TOP FLOOR VIPs. Guess Marty called them too. i had to leave though. i worked so much this week... when your week starts out with a 20 hour work day on monday into tuesday with marty scorsese, and then the rest of it is insane and you have to say goodbye to your best friend who is moving and so on... you're just dead. i didn't feel like using my VIP status to get us into the after party b/c it's harder than the actual premiere and plus i felt bad for my dad waiting up for me. so i went home and dreamed of a Duff/Alan Rickman sandwich.
:) bye
hearing: i know your every move so won't you just let me be?
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HEEEEREEE TO REMIND YOUUUUUU
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